PALAM Survival Guide

Tome of Intelligence

  Written by: Hidayah Nazri

Edited by: Akmal

                                                                

        Hello, once again we meet on a whole different chapter that I promised last week. Seems that my schedule started to kill me, but still, this Tome is for those who are going to further their study to PALAM aka UiTM Puncak Alam. Alright, without further delay, here it goes.

RUMAH - Satu rumah ada 4 bilik, 1 bilik share 2 orang. Selesa yg teramat, sejuk, best, semua ada. Bilik air and toilet pun dalam rumah je. Kalau korang nak 1 rumah/1 bilik, try daftar sekali. Ramai jugak orang yg buat. Perempuan yg datang awal (utk budak sains), korang akan dapat blok R4 - dekat dengan tangga, senang pegi/balik kelas, ramai orang lalu lalang so selamat sikit. Kalau yg lambat sikit, dapatlah R2 n R1 - R1 terpencil sikit, tapi dapat view futsal court. Ehem. Hahahaha.

 *About this, aku tak brani nak ckp sgt sbb bende ni klu tak silap aku diorg bagi random je. hehe.

LECTURE HALL - Berebut seat adalah benda paling brutal korang perlu buat (but its fun!) di Puncak Alam. Datang 1 hour before lecture kalau nak pilih seat yg bagus. Yep, 1 hour. Tip - keep track dengan jadual lecture hall tu, asal kosong je korang masuk terus cop tempat. Boleh menggunakan kertas kosong saja, letak atas seat. Harap2 orang lain paham la.

 

LIF - Kat Puncak Alam usage of lif memang tiap2 hari. Kalau time nak naik klas tutorial tu, berzaman lah korang tunggu depan lif. Tip - pegi jalan jauh sikit kat lif bomba. Takde orang kat situ ;) and kalau lif stuck tetiba, jgn risau, perkara biasa, tekan je tingkat lain.

*Another thing, please, igt rules bile nak naik lif. What I mean is, klu maximum berat lif tu is 3200KG/14 person, ikut je laa ape yg die ckp, jgn korg balun je naik, nanti lif tu tersangkut, last time it caused a commotion as 20 girls naik lif tu and ia tersangkut, and diorg slamat keluar. But cuba bayangkan, eventhough, korg dpt keluar that doesnt mean the next time it happens korg akan slamat. I may be rude here but its common sense, the lif doesnt have any life support system. And die punye oksigen supply bukannye banyak, walaupun ade kipas tak semestinye kipas tu boleh supply oksigen dalam kadar kuantiti yg tinggi. 

 

GIANCOLI & CAMPBELLI - Ini adalah kitab yg tak terkata beratnya. Tapi benda ni yang penting bawak pegi lecture n kelas tutorial. Dengar nasihat Kak Hidayah ni ye - koyak buku tu ikut chapter. Serious. Tak payah sayang2. Lagi baik korang sayang tangan korang drpd seksa bawak satu buku tu.

*Actually korg maybe takkan pakai buku ni lagi, tp mmg betul ape yg die cakap, koyak buku tu ikut chapter, lagi senang nak bawak sbb buku tu mmg sangat berat.

 

SURAU KAT FAKULTI - Bawak telekung sendiri kalau nak senang, korang tu dah la ramai. Nak tunggu amik wudhu pun beratur macam hape. Tip - pegi kat surau block FPTP (sementara budak degree/dip tak masuk lagi). Tak ramai orang kt situ. Kalau rajin, naik la tangga maut tu gi solat kat bilik. Huhu.

 

SURAU KAT HOSTEL - Sebenarnya surau yg betul tak siap lagi, so dia buat cafe angsana tu jadi surau sementara. Tapi kat keliling dia still ada kedai makan. So, kalau nak makan situ memang segan lah tengok orang lain sibuk bertahlil berzikir pe semua, korang sedap2 tengah melantak. Huhu. Solat Jumaat kena pergi, kalau tak kena tangkap bodo je. Haha.

 

PAK GUARD - Beware of pak guard! Pakai matric card, lelaki rambut kena sentiasa pendek. Jangan cari pasal atau Encik Adnan akan cari kamu. Huehehe. Smoking semua biar kat bilik je lah, ataupun kat toilet Raff -.-

*Guards, diorg ni mcm SPY yg highly trained, so tak perlulah nak buat kerja di luar tabii seperti main mercun, or gay/les thingy. Konfirm kene tangkap punye. 

 

PAKAIAN - Untuk kelas hari Isnin, pakaian formal. Perempuan baju kurung, kasut bertutup. Lelaki pakai kemeja sekali dgn tie, kasut kulit (memang tiap2 hari isnin lelaki tetiba nampak hensem semacam je huhu). Hari lain, lelaki tshirt berkolar lah. Tapi ada je yg otai pakai tshirt biasa. Tapi jangan lalu depan pak guard lah. Perempuan ikut korang lerr nak pakai baju apa pun. Bebas bergerak. Kecuali Jumaat kena baju kurung gak. Haha. Nak masuk lab pun kena pakai kasut bertutup, dgn lab coat sekali. And klau nak turun dinner, sempoi je dah. Lelaki ada siap pakai kain pelekat je. Jangan seluar pendek sudaah. Hahahaha.

 

TV - Every block ada tv, kat tingkat 1 sama dengan dobi. Kalau perempuan sorry lah mereka akan buka channel korea je. Kalau nak tgk bola, turun Raff, biasanya diorg akan pasang bola kat situ. Yesss turun Raff adalah term common yg korang akan guna setiap hari. Hehe.

 

KEDAI - Kalau mini mart, ada kat Angsana satu, kat Raff satu. Angsana mahal sikit tapi barang dia banyak. Tapi mahal. Choiii.

 

DOBI - Kalau dobi, semua block ada. Drier pun ada sekali. Haa maju tak? Sediakan syiling secukupnya, sekali basuh RM2. Weekend memang beratur2 lah bakulnya. Sooo saya suka basuh pukul 3-4 pagi hari biasa, don't worry takde hantu lagi yg kacau setakat ni. Hehe. Tip - jangan ikut line bakul tu sangat. Asal ada washing machine yg dah nak siap, tunggu je depan machine. Tapi kalau orang yg bakul dia depan sekali dah sampai sebelum tu machine siap, terpaksa la kasi ye. Timbang rasa amalan kita.

 

INTERNET - Facebook/Youtube/Twitter/etc tidak boleh dibuka pada office hour, tapi lunch time pkul 1 - 2 boleh buka sekejap. Kat Puncak Alam celah mana korang duduk pun ada wireless. Kecuali kat bilik, korang kena bawak LAN cable. Bab2 dota semua aku tatau, gi tnya Hazim Arief.

*Actually korg just kene tau mcm mane nak set up new connection network, itu je.

 

TRANSPORTASI - Bas Rapid KL kesayangan! Bas ni ada setiap masa. Kalau korang malas naik tangga lepas habis kelas pun boleh naik bas ni nak balik rumah. RM1 sekali naik. Untuk ke Klang Central/Shah Alam, naik U90. Klang Central tu terminal bas, nak balik kuantan turun situ lah. Kalau dari Shah Alam, pergi lah meroyan ke KL ke mana2 pun. Tapi biasa kitorg suka pergi Sunway sebab dekat, hehehe. Tapi sewa kereta pun common jugak, kalau nak nombor2 abang kereta sewa tu boleh mintak kat saya ye, terima kasih  maaf, tang ni korg kene cari sindri kat sane, slalunye bersepah org tampal ads kereta sewa.

 

STUDY - Kalau bab studies, takde apa sgt. Korang pun pandai. Jangan slack off walaupun sekali. dalam seminggu awak ada 3 lab report, dan 4 tutorial kena buat. Lepas habis satu chapter, akan ada quiz. Quiz, test, final, assignment SEMUA PENTING UTK CARRY MARK. Nak cakap ni je, asasi ni memang busy memanjang. Subject pun susah sangat. So dalam lecture jangan tido. Buat tutorial. Insyaallah korang okay nanti :)

 *INI PENTING, JGN TIDO DLM LECTURE, KLU NAK MAEN GAME PUN PLS MAEN TIME WEEKENDS. SERIOUS, KLU TAK MMG KORG MERASE LA FAIL SUBJEK AND REPEAT PAPER. AND ALSO TOLONG BUAT TUTORIAL. TUTORIAL NI SBENARNYE MENOLONG KORG UTK SEMUA SUBJEK, SO KLU LECTURER KORG BG BANYAK, KORG PULUN JE.

 

*bercakap dari pengalaman. hahahahah.

 *And I'm also talking from my experiences.

 

TANGGA MAUT - Tak ada tip untuk menaiki tangga ni. Korang memang akan mampus jugak.

*I beg to differ, actually korg takdela smpai mampus panjat tangge ni, actually bile korg slalu turun naik tangge ni, korg akan dapati stamina korg lagi bagus dri dulu, and also, klu nak KURUS slalu2 la exercise waktu petang turun naik tangga.

Alive!

We Are Back

             Hello there, yes, as the heading suggest, we are back! Its been awhile since we stopped publishing anything and somehow I regret doing that. Imagine, if I could spend some time to play games, why not spend some time to blog right? Plus since I've been blogging for almost a few years, I decided to just go for it and keep ONLY this one alive. InsyaAllah. Throughout the times of our 'slumber' we've been doing nothing except being a student, final was around the corner at that time and I'm suffering bad grades since the first semester of my university life. Now, I've finished my studies and am doing nothing, its better that I blog. 

Notice

            First thing first, let me introduce myself again, I am Akmal, right now the sole blogger for The Closed Life. Mr.S and my boss decided to give me this blog since both of them are right now busy with their life but that will be covered in another post. I'm an ex-student of UiTM Puncak Alam, studied Asasi Sains or Foundation of Science, a proud member of Save Miku Group in Facebook (They're a nice and eccentric bunch of people) and yes, InsyaAllah, I will cover on the Tutorials 101 for newcomers to UiTM Puncak Alam also in another post. In that post I will tell you almost everything that you need to know so that you could survive there, I hope.

           Secondly, for newcomers to this blog, welcome and I hope you enjoy surfing and your stay here. If you have anything to comment or any enquiries, you can just email me. This blog will update you on tech tips that is essential to others and also tutorials for newbies on tech and gadgets. Besides that, we will also cover on animes, music and also games so that none of you would overlook great games such as Dead Space and Homeworld. 

         Last but not least, if you have anything, whether questions or tips or anything feel free to comment or email me. I will update this later on FAQ. 

The End

       Again, as the heading suggest this is the end, for this post. I will start posting again on the topic on how to keep your laptop last longer on batteries while reducing the heat it produces. I believe that is all, tune again next time. Goodbye! 

Akmal Norikhwan

Sayonara 2011, Kon'nichiwa 2012

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

The time where we would say goodbye to our past yearly memories (Was there even a sentence past yearly memories to even begin with? :/), the time where we would cherish our memories of the past, the time where we would one day look back with fond feelings and say, 'Ahh, that year was the very best'. Personally, I would be missing the year 2011 very much. Reasons? Well, I learned a lot during that year. I learned about life, the true meaning of friendship, happiness, bliss and also how frightening human would be when the changed so much but I'm not going to say about any of them. Surely everyone in this world would think and even experience the same thing that I've experienced.

Let me say something, I dont regret any anything that happened in 2011 (well, that might be a lie) because I've learned so much than I could ever hope for. So much experience, so much happiness, so much sadness and so much truth that I'd knew would leave a scar or change in me, but still I dont regret it. Thanks to it, InsyaAllah one day, I will become the person that I've always dream to be and also one day, I have something to share and pass on to my grandchildren :b

Ahh, this is becoming too confusing, I think I should head back doing my Tutorials. I'll post something new later and I know that its a lil bit late but

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!

Yahoooooooo~!

    Heyya guys, I just wanna tell you that from now on I'm officially one of the co-bloggers of Live Life To The Fullest blog. Its my group blog so feel free to drop by, leave some comments and read our post. Most of it will be in Malay but I'll try to make mine fully in English so that most of you can know what we're doing rite now. So dont forget, drop by okay. Thanks yaww! 

P/S:Today is my birthday!! Yay!!! xD